This is my page .......

WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!

I KISS YOU LIKE BOWL FULL OF JELY !!!!!



I KISS YOU LIKE BOWL FULL OF JELY !!!!!

I like music , I have many many musicenstrumans my home I can play

I ROCK HOUSE !!!!!I PARTY WITH YOU WITH BELLS ON BABY !!!!!I LOVE JAZZ !!!!!

I like sport , swiming , sking ,tenis , motocycle , walk .........

GLOBAL WARMING SCAR ME, NEED LERN WATER SKI

I have good hang time .......

MRS CLAUS JELOUS BIKER CHICK !!!!!

Weekend out with SANTAS HELPERS !!!!!!!!

I BUY TOYS ALL ROUND WORLD, ELVS TOO EXPENSIV !!!!!

I like sex , I know who naughty and who nice .....

HOPE MRS CLAUS DOESNT SEE THIS !!!!!

I like travel I go every country every year on Christmas eve

SANTA HAVE AKSIDENT ... I LATE TO SUM HOUSES THAT YEAR !!!!!

My favrites, Germany , Nederland , Belgium , Austria , Denmark, Sweden , Hungary

Moldovia , Ukraina , Bulgaria , Romania , Macedonia ,Azerbaijan , Georrgia , Iran .....

MRS CLAUS AND I ON LAST VACATION !!!!!!

Last vacation with MRS CLAUS , she tan good

My profession toymaker , I makefun doctora

I like to take foto-camera (amimals , towns , nice nude models andpeoples).....

SANTA WEAR GIRDL !!!!!!!

My tall 1.71 cm (5.6 feet) My weight 170 kg.

My eyes green .. my nose like a cherry

I live with MRS CLAUS , but she may like you too !!!!!!!!!

THIS MRS CLAUS YOU LIKE ?????

I have chalet - sleigh ......... I am right jolly old elf !!!!!!!!!

SANTA GET DOWN ON SQUEZBOX !!!!!

SOMEONE CALL ME "NUMNUT"  WHAT THAT ?????

I like to be friendship from different country ..

I live at NORTH POLE -in SANTA'S WORKSHOP ...( 400 elves - nine reindeer - very cold - old history)...



Who is want to come NORTH POLE I can invitate .....

She can stay my chalet ........

I speake elvish , english , I want to learn otherlanguage !



Write me !!!!!!!

I had to cut out persons pictures except Santa in this page cause of to show respect their private life.
Copyright 1999 by Santa CLAUS. All rights reserved



I did another Mahir parody.

The M-Files





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Check out Mahir Central, the place for all things Mahir!





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